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Showing posts with label sexo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexo. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 August 2013

Friday, 23 August 2013

modern life's contradictions

- a homophobic black person ;
- a gay homophobic;
- a vegan coke addicted;
- an allergic cat-person;
- unloved and scorned feminists;
- perv and pedophile priests;
- thieves police officers;
- a vegetarian gaucho;
- a deaf composer;
- a lewd's partner who doesn't like sex;
- snorting cocaine to workout;
- a known liar fancying herself absolutely right;
- a Thai's husband who doesn't like massage;
- a feminist who is beaten by her jealous husband;
- a lawyer full of fines and tickets;
- fucking less in couple than being single;
- fat athletes – inlcuding soccer players;
- lebian prostitutes and porno actresses of hetero movies;
- an evangelical bishop who muderdered her own parents;
- corrupt politicians (yes, it SHOULD be an antagonism!);
- 'for a better world' militants having sex with no condoms;
- 'for a better world' militants stealing cell phones;
- 'for a better world' militants smoking Marlboro cigarettes;
- MST militants eating at McDonald's restaurants;
- having anal sex to remain virgin;
- voting for green party and throwing out her garbage on the beach;
- aborting not to confess that have sex before marriage;
… among other odd things.

Poor prude people!


Friday, 8 March 2013

mais igualdade

São tantas as demandas que merecemos ser mais exigentes também.




Por que não?!

Feliz Dia Internacional da Mulher - para quem sabe o que quer.

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

la douceta

= 

a buceta doce (portugais)
+
la douce chatte (français)

L'amour s'utilise d'un vocabulaire propre. 

La langue du sexe est particulière. 

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

breakfast

Mealtime is something! Probably, it also means being the thermometer of many relationships.

Coffee and sandwich in the morning are not that important, as long as partners still care about each other. After all, the relevant is love. 

Although once I heard the story of a nice couple who split because of egoism in preparing their breakfast, I honestly feel that small details may be easily overcome.

Albeit it is built and keep by little things which make all the difference. Thus, I understand the end since there is a lack of affection.

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A surefire recipe to save you of these dark moments:

- heat the approach to start;
- grease the feelings with tenderness; 
- flour enough sincerity and respect;
- blend double full measure of love; 
- add a good dose of willingnes;
- beat everything in regular intercourses;
- bake your relationship to keep it always hot;
- cool you in water bath sometimes; 
- caresses, to taste.

Thursday, 15 November 2012

arousal

Everything a man dream about his wife, girlfriend, affair, lass, date (or whatever!), is that she loves sex. Maybe, being so much optimist, hitting the jackpot (as used to say a pervert old friend): someone who doesn't disgust anything under the sheets!

Albeit, sometimes, are just men who doesn't keep the pot boiling. Perhaps because of fatigue, a mistress, drugs (or alcohol) problems, monotony, or for not coming out... Unlucky! - man, woman, couple; unfortunate relationship.

One way or another, leaving much to be desired... 


(besides she, still horny, at a loss what to do)

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Read an article about. 

Monday, 17 September 2012

going to head

No sex, hot dreams spring...

Each one with his own perspective.

Hag and unloved women, dirty old men, virgins, teenagers, singles, married couples (straight or gay), both pervert and lustful people in general - doesn't matter the situation: nobody is free.

So much the better!

Thursday, 30 August 2012

the pornographic angel

Under this nickname, the most renowned Brazilian playwright of the 20th century would turn 100 years-old on the last 23th August. However, Nelson Rodrigues doesn't age, or even is dead.

He's immortal, once he survives through all his popular chronicles, unmatched plays and shocking romance novels. Particularly, I appreciate in special way his dark side, the erotic appeal of his work (so what else is new!).

"A vida como ela é” (Life as it is), "Toda Nudez Será Castigada" (All Nudity Shall Be Punished), "Perdoa-me por me traíres" (Forgive me for Cuckolding me), "O Beijo no Asfalto" (The Asphalt Kiss), among many others, revolutionized, marking an epoch. Most part of his texts have a sinning content - for the Brazilian 40s, 50s and 60s society, and even today is a little bit heavy for some.

Famous quotes of him as "Nem todas mulheres gostam de apanhar, só as normais" (Not all women like a beating, just the normal one), scandalized. Below, other I like (always 'immoral'):

"Sem alma não se chupa nem um chicabon” (Without soul, we can not suck nor a popsicle) 

"Se todos conhecessem a intimidade sexual uns dos outros, ninguém cumprimentaria ninguém" (If everyone knew the sexual intimacy of each other, no one would greet anyone)

"A prostituta só enlouquece excepcionalmente. A mulher honesta, sim, é que, devorada pelos próprios escrúpulos, está sempre no limite, na implacável fronteira" (The prostitute get crazy only  exceptionally. The honest woman, yes, devoured by scruples, she is always on the edge, in the unforgiving border)

"Hoje é muito difícil não ser canalha. Todas as pressões trabalham para o nosso aviltamento pessoal e coletivo” (Nowadays, it is very difficult not to be bastard. All pressures work to our collective and personal vilification)

"O dinheiro compra até o amor verdadeiro" (Money buys even true love)

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My ultimate homage to him, gotten into his mood (as other I cited, it's something I believe in...):

"Ou a mulher é fria ou morde. Sem dentada não há amor possível" (Or woman is cold, or she bites. Without bite, there is no possible love).

Happy wives know that good sex is without decency. 
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Here, a special publication, taking occasion of the date. There, it's possible get to know his whole talent, even bigger than just this little sexual part I showed, intentionally.

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

many women, few orgasms

Studies show that 70% of women has never reached orgasms with their partners. Ok, masturbating they come, but ... it would be better doing it together, wouldn't?!

I think so, besides hope for that. That's not to say, though, through penetration... It'll be easier for them with a long arousal period and foreplay games.

It seems that men are not efforting enough, once their partners fake orgasms. Really: women OFTEN do that, mainly in order not to disapoint them.

In this way, ladies help to build both lazy and impatient men, who will not be worried with women's pleasure. After all, they don't have to do their best in bed... by our own fault!

Well, today, in Orgasm Day, my campaign is to help boys to satisfy girls, before they leave them (joking...). In this article, some basic and simple efforts which men can do to change this unhappy situation. 

Good luck and practice!

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paradise

In the opposite direction of this occidental reality, in Mangaia, an island in the South Pacific, women live well (VERY well, indeed). There, while they learn to come, ALL men learn how to perform cunnilingus and bring their partners to orgasm (perhaps several times) before they have their own. 

Isn't wonderful?! Here, skilled gentlemen as those we hardly meet... Unfortunatelly.

Looking for a picture to illustrate this part of post, I found this kind of Aurora Borealis photo of there, its sky... a heaven for me.


Oh, my ("consumption") dreams... (!)

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

músicas para amar

Em função de meu casamento, dei início no mês passado a uma divertida pesquisa sobre o tema. Aliada a meu noivo, DJ de Montreal, juntamos preferências pessoais a sugestões recebidas de amigos - ligados à música, ou não, para compôr um setlist para embalar a hora H.

Inspiração + experiência e ‘voilà’! 
(o resultado dessa brincadeira pode ser conferido aqui em cima, no link)

Monday, 20 February 2012

o pulo da gata neste carnaval

Este ano, pela primeira vez, estou passando em branco - literalmente: MUITA neve pra todo o lado. Nada de bloco, confete ou marchinha. Afff! 

[sinto falta, admito]

Fantasia? Bom, isso a gente dá um jeitinho sempre... na cama! 
(a minha foi de enfermeira, gatíssima)

Friday, 11 November 2011

together, being only one


Somehow (or other), many things change when you, finally, find your better half. Being a couple requests from both a different behaviour. Inevitably. However, you are going to do that with pleasure, from your all heart, freely ('cause, when involved, it happens naturally, without any requirement - and with NO doubts!). Everything joins, fits, matchs… thoughts, wishs, needs, feelings.

Nobody's alone anymore: now it's "two-in-one"! A great union of part(ie)s and sides. At the same time, (and on the other hand), there is a consolidation of individual qualitys of both of you which fortifies the relationship once even the differences prove you get along perfectly. Thus, stronger, you can go far, wherever you want, besides being able to face anything.  

Together, during a (french) kiss you can experience it more intensely, or… why not while making love?! - the best thing to do by pairs, the intimatest one! Simple as that: there isn’t better place to be in the whole world than with your love, inside him (or vice versa), embraced, inseparable. This completes me.  

Ça c'est fort!


*Illustration: "Love is possible", by Brunobig Carneiro.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

tous les jours

L'utilisation du ordinateur portable est une orgie! 

On fait des positions bizarres... entre autres plus intéressants, après... en couple, sans lui.

(dont la publication est malheureusement interdite)

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

going together

"Plim!"

When it happens, it's fast, easy... It works. Simple.

With no doubt, just the desire to be together, in peace - making love, no war.

Only being anywhere is enough to be fine. At bed, a parc, a bar, at home.


Chez moi ou toi.... doing nothing, making everything. 

This is us, a loving couple.

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

not a mere hole


Sometimes, when I claim that men just want to put their dicks in any hole, people reply saying I'm radical. In fact, for sex they are not selective; just for being engaged.

When alone, men are more pervert than women at the same situation. Thus, they are capable to do odd things in order to satisfy their sexual needs, their impulses.

I could verify that, while working for a Erotic Brazilian TV Channel. I’ve seen many bizarre objects since I started to visit sexshops in Brazil and outside.

Several masturbation stuff, gels and sexual machines… with different sizes, shapes, forms, colours, flavours and conveniences - everything to help people to come.

The creativity used to do that amazes me! Now, the newer invention of this target is a masturbatory ball to used as a vagina. It is the perfect way to mix exactly what excites them: football and women - their two passions.


With it, Wednesdays nights and Sundays afternoons will be finally complete - even with no company (since with beer in the fridge).

Monday, 6 June 2011

lioness


Sometimes, only who knows you intimately can imagine you playing your best role, maybe when acting accordingly to your most primitive instincts. Why not?

In my case, a comment made me realize what really turns me on. Then, I figured out when I’ll revive my golden days at bed, and out of that - actually, wherever!

Let me just catch my prey... and a tame woman will became a ravenous feline.

Monday, 23 May 2011

abacaxi

(in English something as a ‘nut’!)

I’ve always thought if I had worked with sex, which is both a hard and heavy issue to deal with, everything that comes after that it would be easier… However, nowadays, when I’ve been looked for children I figure out that adults are so complicated!    

Monday, 16 May 2011

in search of culmination


Sensuality is something ample, as well as desire… It’s stimulating when you talk with someone who can show you how easy is become sexually stimulated.

Even a simple word, a mere act, some common object or situation which doesn’t have any special meaning for most part of people can turn fetishists on. Amazing! In many cases, some both strange and unconventional methods are used, though.

Ok, sometimes those sexual performances seems kinky for 'vanilla' lovers (who are traditional on the bed). However, as I see it, if this bizarre acts have no relation with children or animals, they are positive once they are consensual between all adults involved and make them satisfied - come what may...

When is possible to explore some different ways to relish, sex has no limits. Or rather, there is: the climax!
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passatempo

  • abrace seus amigos
  • acredite em si mesmo
  • ande mais com os pés descalços
  • antene-se
  • aplique o que você prega
  • assuma seus erros
  • beba mais água
  • beije na boca com vontade
  • conheça novas culturas
  • cuide-se com carinho
  • dance sem vergonha
  • diga mais 'sim' do que 'não'
  • durma bem
  • dê atenção às pessoas
  • entregue-se ao que ama
  • escreva cartas à mão
  • estude outras línguas
  • exerça a tolerância
  • exercite-se
  • fale e ouça mais 'obrigado'
  • faça muito amor
  • goze mais e melhor
  • leia mais livros
  • movimente-se
  • não limite seus sonhos
  • ouça musicas que te façam dançar
  • ouse
  • pense positivamente
  • permita-se
  • peça bis quando é bom
  • pratique o bem
  • prove diferentes sabores
  • renove-se
  • respeite a natureza e os mais velhos
  • reveja velhos conceitos
  • se beber, não ligue!
  • seja fiel, sincero e verdadeiro
  • siga a sua intuição
  • sinta o novo
  • sorria sempre que possível
  • subverta vez que outra
  • tenha calma
  • tire alguém para dançar
  • trabalhe com dedicação
  • use camisinha
  • vá mais ao cinema
  • viaje sempre
  • viva menos virtualmente

c'est fini!