va chier!

Et un jour, par hasard, tu découvres que le type qui se prend toujours pour le nombril du monde chie dans son froc (ou a chié, au moins une fois, récemment...).

Quelle ironie!

pubic mkt

Maybe because we are famed on account of Brazilian wax, now and again the issue is back (actually is always the same there): women's shaving.

The flavor of the month is the actress Nanda Costa, who is on the current Brazilian Playboy's cover - and inside, posing in Cuba.

My comments about:

• The photos are awesome;
• She is very hotty, mainly because I've never seen before so many pictures with men next to the model – virile black ones, a propos...;
• Her depilation fits with the location and atmosphere – because YES, she shaved (otherwise she would have beavers for over the place: on the surrounding area – and IT IS NOT the case!);
• Their marketing was excellente. Besides, everybody is talking about it;
• Her answer for the press: “I wouldn't present a Hitler's moustache in Fidel's land” is great - well thought-out, very smart, indeed;
• It's clever chowcasing sporadically some different content;
• I would like to know if all men who are complaining, criticizing or making fun of her pubic hairstyle, are well shaved (or, AT LEAST, wearing attractive underpants);
• It seems that Brazilian men are nowadays more sissy than gays. As far as I know, men who likes women WON'T misfire or deny Nanda Costa in the nick of time... Will them??? (faggys...!!!)
• By the bye, for those who forget it: idependently of fashion trends, cunts are naturally hairy.

I love it: bush is always into the mouth of the people.

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hairy bunnies

The most famous one, in Brazil, is Claudia Ohana. The actress (and singer) posed in 85 and have been being pub(l)ic debate since then. At the age of 45, she came back to the cover in 2008. Althoug the beautiful pictures and her bush in confidence with the 2000s style, the damage is done! No way: she has been unanimity on the matter.

Other one who showed her controversial shaving was Vera Fisher, but without such impact - maybe due to the known odd behavior of the actress, her age (she was 49 when she fronted the magazine cover), or even the zeitgeist in 2000.

To conclude, I add in Simony, the Brazilian kid's star in the 80s. Her essay in 94 was also that much hirsute.

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furry ass 

Maybe I'll be burn at the stake, but doesn't matter... I will touch raw nerves anyway:

Why men DO NOT grumble about Viviane Araújo's butt thick with hair?? It's incoherent, sorry...

(ok, her pussy is correct for our standarts, but not that bizarre "furry thing"...) 

It's all worng with men: bemoaning about a feminine twat while accepting with no restriction a manful bushy-tailed! (Stop the world I want to get off!!!)

once upon a car

Another day, I was checking someone's trip pictures out... There were five altogether.

Two of the landscape, two with him (and others) on the scene and one just of the car in the foreground. Yes... the machine!

Notwithstanding, I realized that the jeep was there, somewhere, as supporting, on ALL photos. It seemed an ad of automobile's companies on magazines.

Short: for him, his car is the protagonist, something more important than anything else: place, people, travel... Ridiculously.

Excessive vanity so as to show your family has a 4X4? Splurge? Flamboyance? For God's sake... Why?! I don't care about the car! I just would like to see some images of the adventure.

I hate this (men's) behavior.

behavioral inconsistency

(not to say 'hypocrisy')

That is what everyone who intend to judge someone else must evaluate (in his life, in 'himself') before applying it and acting as a prude! Or better yet: a moralist holding his underpants saying "it is NOT what you are thinking". Thereabouts... not practicing what you preach, briefly.
 
His mother married his uncle (her brother-in-law);
Father of four, he left his all children with their mothers (or whoever) to live freely;
He passed his whole life playing games of chance, drinking and smoking. Lost much money; finally , when he won, overspent everything. Guess how...?!;
During about 20 years, he used to have two relations at the same time;
On all his relationships, he always cheated, sleeping with cousins, friends and all relatives besides other strangers who charm him. Not being very selective... or even 'enough', sometimes;
In his seventies, he blame women not to be capable to make him horny (hard... you know!), disregarding his age or health conditions;
There are some complaints about conjugal violence against him;
As a lawyer, he should recpect the rules of society, and government - specialy the traffic ones. Anyhow, he is not supposed to accuse anybody whitout having duly proofs.

Thus, tell me (PLEASE!!!) if this guy deserves our attention while beefing about other's behavior - mainly women's (due to jealousy of his girlfriends/affairs). By the way, accordind to his referecences, WHO IS HIM to bemoan about 'morality'? A model NOT TO BE FOLLOWED, of course... A bad example - only this. 

It seems: the worst the behavior, the largest the anger. Sorry, but 'disgusting' is being nosey like that... Sick! Unjust, unfair, WRONG.

Well, let he who is without sin cast the first stone...

du bonbon!

Voici mon classement personnel des dix plus beaux bonhommes 'made in Quebec'*:

(le palmarès est en ordre alphabétique)

- Claude Legault (le George Clooney québécois)
- Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge (un diamant brut)
- Jean L'Italien (le motard)
- Kevin Parent (le musicien)
- Luc Picard (le mature)
- Marc-André Grondin (un jeunet Johnny Depp à la française)
- Patrice Roy (l'intellectuel)
- Sébastien Ricard (le Loco Locass Batlam)
- Stéphane Rousseau (l'invasor barbare)
- Steve Laplante (un peu comme un Rodrigo Santoro d'ici)

Comme d'habitude, je ne remarque pas tellement les joueurs - ni de soccer (au Brésil), encore moins ceux-ci de hockey. Bien que je sais que il y a des bels hommes dans les arénas, ce n'est pas vraiment mon genre.

*avant les années 80, car je préfère les gars plus vieux - autrement dit: d'âge moyen. Mais, comme en français il y a toujours une exception, voilà: dans ce cas-ci, c'est le Monsieur "C.R.A.Z.Y.", Marc-André Grondin (en fait, plus récemment, M. Dumont), qui arrive à sa trentaine seulement en 2014.   

Ainsi, le jeune Maxime Dumontier ira attendre encore... mais il sera là, bien sûr!

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tous ensemble

 

to the future!

I'm not stuck in old memories, bygone loves.

I don't want back in my life failed stuff of yore. Overcome, I turn the page, clear the stage.

Alternatively, I prefer to move on, try something refreshing, find new people...

A start from scratch is thriving, full of different possibilities!

While others look for their past, receding, I go forward. 

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I avoid anchors(men - not saying sailors or presenters), I'm all for balloons (ones).

arousal

Everything a man dream about his wife, girlfriend, affair, lass, date (or whatever!), is that she loves sex. Maybe, being so much optimist, hitting the jackpot (as used to say a pervert old friend): someone who doesn't disgust anything under the sheets!

Albeit, sometimes, are just men who doesn't keep the pot boiling. Perhaps because of fatigue, a mistress, drugs (or alcohol) problems, monotony, or for not coming out... Unlucky! - man, woman, couple; unfortunate relationship.

One way or another, leaving much to be desired... 

(besides she, still horny, at a loss what to do)

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Read an article about. 

"may the Force be with you"

Ok, Disney bought Lucasfilm (George Lucas productions rights) and a new episode of Star Wars is expected in 2015.

Once they are all birds of a feather(!), I frankly don't give a shit.

*Except for my husband, besides all supporters of Canadiens, Boston Celtics, New York Yankees and Flamengo, who are excited as children! - Disney effect; now, in men...

So, let's see. 

Powerful feelings.
 

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looking forward

A intense moment by the month:

- USA elections next week, and tied prediction between Obama and Romney;
- Montreal mayor, Gérald Tremblay, also took a break;
- Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois was founf guilty;
- Snow coming soon...

November can come "hot" (or cold), 'cause I'm horny!

unFARTunatelly

Guys fart... fact! Inevitably. 

Since they were kids. Sometimes, between friends (as a competition, a men joke); others, as a "tradition" (or skill), passed down from father to son. Anyway, they have fun doing that!

Loud and clear. Further: WITHOUT shame!

Even while trying to be gentle, in couple, during 'romantic' moments as making love, for example, they simply CAN NOT hold in. It's stronger than them.

Regardless, there are different types of farts for each time... 
(*well, once we can't avoid it, let's laugh at least!)

If you can't beat them, join them... (!)

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Men: can't live with them, can't live without them.

drame

- 'Vaginal(e)' est relatif au vagin. Et avec le pénis, c'est comment qu'on le dit?

-  ...

- Pén... ? Pén...? C'est quoi?

-  ...

- Pénible!
 
Les hommes sont sensibles.

(un peu d'humeur noir pour se détendre un brin... Enfin, c'est vendredi!)

*Je suis drôle, moi! Je pense que je suis déjà capable de faire des blagues en français... Je ris toute seule de ma réussite!

   

not having a clue

What is necessary to be considered extraordinary? Being a "pitoune", a model wife, an excellent professional, a good lay?! Eventually, the best mother of all as well?!

Ok, I've never been a "tchutchuca" (besides never have been interested of...). That is not to say, though, I am ugly or even I have uglified. Furthermore, no one had never complained before!

Of course my body is not the same I used to have ten years ago, but comparing with other women of my age, I'm pretty ok. It's true. After all, the older you get, the better you get... like wine.

Loving to cook, changing for good our lives, the home one too... As a latin woman, taking care exceptionally of my man; moreover, I can also say: as nobody else! Additionally (not to mention!), having a dirty slut in bed is not a bad idea for men, is it?! 

(* Is it yet not enough?)

Give somebody an inch and they will take a mile... They are never satisfied. By the way, grass is always greener on the other side.

A look or a shape bad joke, an awkwardly placed word as a comparision to another one, or complimenting exs (particularly on their appearance)... Well, sometimes men can be both very ungreatful and nasty. Unfortunatelly.

Once I take past contrasts as examples, more certain I am they usually are pampered rebels without a cause.

"Ordinary"... ?! So are YOU (and all of them), too! Sorry, but none are a mannequin (or even a standard: in this case, unhealthy thinness due to a regular use of drugs, hairy pussy, or large sagging breasts - typical of North Americans). 

So, I can say loud and clear, and in plain Portuguese : EU SOU MAIS EU! (exactly the way I am... with my 'bed room' eyes, dark curly hair, a nonsmoker smile, my skilled little mouth without bad breath, a scared little tummy, my tanned "snake" skin, a beauty spots constellation, my old and faded tattoos, nails painted, a nice pair for foot fetishism, firm medium sized natural tits, athletic legs, and a Brazilian wax and ass)

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Men: can't live with them, can't kill them.

many women, few orgasms

Studies show that 70% of women has never reached orgasms with their partners. Ok, masturbating they come, but ... it would be better doing it together, wouldn't?!

I think so, besides hope for that. That's not to say, though, through penetration... It'll be easier for them with a long arousal period and foreplay games.

It seems that men are not efforting enough, once their partners fake orgasms. Really: women OFTEN do that, mainly in order not to disapoint them.

In this way, ladies help to build both lazy and impatient men, who will not be worried with women's pleasure. After all, they don't have to do their best in bed... by our own fault!

Well, today, in Orgasm Day, my campaign is to help boys to satisfy girls, before they leave them (joking...). In this article, some basic and simple efforts which men can do to change this unhappy situation. 

Good luck and practice!

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paradise

In the opposite direction of this occidental reality, in Mangaia, an island in the South Pacific, women live well (VERY well, indeed). There, while they learn to come, ALL men learn how to perform cunnilingus and bring their partners to orgasm (perhaps several times) before they have their own. 

Isn't wonderful?! Here, skilled gentlemen as those we hardly meet... Unfortunatelly.

Looking for a picture to illustrate this part of post, I found this kind of Aurora Borealis photo of there, its sky... a heaven for me.

Oh, my ("consumption") dreams... (!)

the man's ultimate illusion

Marylin Monroe, a diva. One of the prettiest women we know.

Even almost fifty years since her death (on August 5, 1962), she is usually still taken as a model of beauty... (in the bargain: she was crowned best beach body of all time!)

Nevertheless, (even her, majestic!) she had a little tummy.

It's not a complaint about her shape, NOT AT ALL! I just want to illustrate how cruel the current esthetic patterns/demands may be.

Marylin is unquestionably gorgeous, "imperfect" as she was.

Nowadays, perfect women exist only in magazines covers and TV or cinema screens. On the streets and at home, with no Photoshop or After Effect, make-up or coiffeur, dressed as usual, we are all normal people, with some "defects".

Perfection is only both in our dreams, or expectations. The reality is other, though.

And David Burns, the noted best-seller psychiatrist, confirm that, continuing this post title, one of his quotes about perfection (the man's ultimate illusion), with: "It simply doesn't exist in the universe.... If you are a perfectionist, you are guaranteed to be a loser in whatever you do".

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By the way, this same (his) theory, I've applied for love.

(after all, "Men: can't live with them, can't live without them")

voulu mais bizarre

As time passed, more and more, I’m sure I’m interested in eccentric men. Although I can’t see anything sexy in a type as Woody Allen, for example, I’m used to be involved with some guys who remind me of him.

Fortunately, it’s possible to say that it’s not his physique which attracts me in my pretenders, but the odd way how he demonstrates his charming intelligence. At least, not so bad… After all, it’s undeniable his geniality! - and for sure that captivates me.

No one would dispute that creative genius and extravagance both get along. On the question of having intellect and sagacity, I confess I’m easily fascinated by - even tolerating a little madness sometimes… Finally, no one is perfect!

With glasses, short, older, shy and a little neurotic… they are almost everything which girls like me tend to avoid. However, at last, to conclude: I honestly prefer a strange one than someone extremely beautiful, but stupid. Furthermore, I don’t care! From up close, nobody is normal (not even me!).

bienvenue!

Usually, in the first-world countries it’s rare see a adults with two children… So, three is practically a miracle! In Brazil, it’s different: anywhere you can meet many infants provided basically by couples with both no instruction and  economical conditions (having much more than two, inclusively).

Here, it’s impossible walk dans les rues and simply ignore the fact that there are many babies in the city. Young couples are procreating… A LOT! A 'baby boom' has happened! 

I like seeing that once I think about my friends who would like to have all this structure and basis to carry their kids whatever they go. In parks, malls, supermarkets, on the streets or metro - they are partout! 

There are as much as pigeons at Copacabana, for example - even more…! It’s not a plague just because they were (and are!) welcome here. Nobody looks at them seeing a problem, even their crying. A 'baby atmosphere' is all over! Everybody helps... It seems perfect.

It’s really nice see my contemporaries forming happy families. Yes: H-A-P-P-Y. Very satisfied. They are not losing anything while having babies. On the contrary… any programming of the parents here includes les enfants. Wonderful for who loves ces petits.

Writing about that right now, I realized some huge difference between quebecoises and bresiliens: I haven’t seem yet kids with babysitters or grandparents. They are always with mama, papa or playing with some family’s friend(s). Everybody enjoys them - wherever!

Definitively, it’s a perfect place to do that. So, let’s practice!

a single problem

Considering a city crowded by children, of course there is a parade of good fathers… REALLY good, indeed! For me, a single lady (mainly today - on The Single’s Day), this is the “worst” part of the city.

By the way, even late (it was yesterday their official day): my compliments for all daddies. Oh, God!    

reviewing old concepts

Well, I USED to say I enjoyed raisins… just because I really did! However, people change - me included! Now, I start to feel myself different about that (I confess I’m worried about time).

Wrinkles: it’s not exactly the matter, but the vigour and all the process related. Without that, for me it’s impossible to keep crushing on anyone, attracted… involved.  

Looking for maturity in men could mean for women a shooting in their own foot. Furthermore: a overripe bitter (unwished) taste.

amateur

First of all, I hate when is used SMS while it’s possible date people.  Unfortunately, some guys prefer to communicate aloof, sending you some text in stead of call and invite you to take some drinks, talk… whatever! (everything which is possible to be done between two people)

Some cell company's here, in Brazil, support in their advertisings my concept. Inclusively, they present many advantages to have credit on your mobile just to be able to call anyone. So, follow it: be a caller, not a amateur! - please. (By the way... never call collect!)

Stupid, men sometimes miss good opportunities of pleasing… being closer, for a song. Calling permits to have a instantaneous answer, besides feel the intentions of the other who speaks while hearing his voice... For instance, it’s not essential put a ‘kiss’ in every end of the message. However, it’s cute. Furthermore (and mainly:) women both observe and care about that! - this is a case when cheap becomes expensive. SMS could be not profitable!

All in all, without any kiss, I’m going my way, following my intuition and choosing what is worth (or not) for me… what has satisfy me at the moment. Certainly, it’s not being unimpressed, apart, that will me turn me on, overwhelm me, make me crush on him.

Nice verses in lyrics and no one to impress me… Stuff it! 

I hope not to be one when trusting in people.  I sincerely believe that it is essential for a better world since every one does his bit, keep his promises.

My dying word: hope.

fragile sex

Today, on the Man’s Day, I just want to say that they are not as strong as they try to convince us. Looking at health issue, for example, they (the majority of them, at least) simply turn DRE - digital rectal exam - in a seven headed beast, while women are used with some torture instruments since they went to gynecologist for the first time.

By the way, this date was created so as to men start to pay attention about this kind of thing: care or prejudice which they have or not had. It represents exactly the expression which says that bit where it hurts… or rather, touching a sore (men’s) point. Completely fragile! - physiologically, sociologically and sexually as well.

They mess everything… and avoid mere precautions that can safe their lives. Stupid guys... (or is possible say 'faggy', once they run away from that!)

Congratulation for those who face any fear, weakness and prejudice and keep their lives alive and kicking.

not a mere hole

Sometimes, when I claim that men just want to put their dicks in any hole, people reply saying I'm radical. In fact, for sex they are not selective; just for being engaged.

When alone, men are more pervert than women at the same situation. Thus, they are capable to do odd things in order to satisfy their sexual needs, their impulses.

I could verify that, while working for a Erotic Brazilian TV Channel. I’ve seen many bizarre objects since I started to visit sexshops in Brazil and outside.

Several masturbation stuff, gels and sexual machines… with different sizes, shapes, forms, colours, flavours and conveniences - everything to help people to come.

The creativity used to do that amazes me! Now, the newer invention of this target is a masturbatory ball to used as a vagina. It is the perfect way to mix exactly what excites them: football and women - their two passions.

With it, Wednesdays nights and Sundays afternoons will be finally complete - even with no company (since with beer in the fridge).

brave

The blog is in black: Vittorio Arrigoni was killed.

Even with the motto "Let's remain human", it happened after this Italian activist, who used to work for the International Solidarity Movement (ISM) being kidnapped by a rogue Salafi militia which defy Hamas authority.

He was devoting to protect civilian lives, specially the hardship faced by the Palestinian fishermen and farmers under the Israeli siege, in the Gaza Strip. Pacifist, he acted as a shield with some comrades against violence. She lived there for three years. 

In spite of asking Hamas to free one of their mliitants in exchange for Vittorio’s life, he was dead before the deadline set. Firstly, he appeared in a video on the internet, blindfolded and handcuffed, with signs of beatings on his face.

It occurred in order to silence him, owing to his honest cronicles describing everything seen there. He was known due to the blog he would run write passionate as well as his collaboration for magazines and newspapers.

Unfortunately, less a gorgeous guy in the world, fighting for it. I’ve felt sad since I admire this kind of real hero, who is a man among (other) men... a catch, at least. Bravo!

By the way… Of course I also lament the horrible murdering of 12 innocent children from Realengo in their school (E.M. Tasso da Silveira). Due to the mental disturbs of Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, who used to believe taking part of some Islamic group, these last days have been sadder in Rio for many people - family, friends and professionals related as teachers.