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Showing posts with label vagina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vagina. Show all posts

Friday, 16 August 2013

pubic mkt


Maybe because we are famed on account of Brazilian wax, now and again the issue is back (actually is always the same there): women's shaving.

The flavor of the month is the actress Nanda Costa, who is on the current Brazilian Playboy's cover - and inside, posing in Cuba.

My comments about:

  • The photos are awesome;
  • She is very hotty, mainly because I've never seen before so many pictures with men next to the model – virile black ones, a propos...;
  • Her depilation fits with the location and atmosphere – because YES, she shaved (otherwise she would have beavers for over the place: on the surrounding area – and IT IS NOT the case!);
  • Their marketing was excellente. Besides, everybody is talking about it;
  • Her answer for the press: “I wouldn't present a Hitler's moustache in Fidel's land” is great - well thought-out, very smart, indeed;
  • It's clever chowcasing sporadically some different content;
  • I would like to know if all men who are complaining, criticizing or making fun of her pubic hairstyle, are well shaved (or, AT LEAST, wearing attractive underpants);
  • It seems that Brazilian men are nowadays more sissy than gays. As far as I know, men who likes women WON'T misfire or deny Nanda Costa in the nick of time... Will them??? (faggys...!!!)
  • By the bye, for those who forget it: idependently of fashion trends, cunts are naturally hairy.

I love it: bush is always into the mouth of the people.

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hairy bunnies

The most famous one, in Brazil, is Claudia Ohana. The actress (and singer) posed in 85 and have been being pub(l)ic debate since then. At the age of 45, she came back to the cover in 2008. Althoug the beautiful pictures and her bush in confidence with the 2000s style, the damage is done! No way: she has been unanimity on the matter.

Other one who showed her controversial shaving was Vera Fisher, but without such impact - maybe due to the known odd behavior of the actress, her age (she was 49 when she fronted the magazine cover), or even the zeitgeist in 2000.

To conclude, I add in Simony, the Brazilian kid's star in the 80s. Her essay in 94 was also that much hirsute.

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furry ass 

Maybe I'll be burn at the stake, but doesn't matter... I will touch raw nerves anyway:

Why men DO NOT grumble about Viviane Araújo's butt thick with hair?? It's incoherent, sorry...

(ok, her pussy is correct for our standarts, but not that bizarre "furry thing"...) 

It's all worng with men: bemoaning about a feminine twat while accepting with no restriction a manful bushy-tailed! (Stop the world I want to get off!!!)

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

la douceta



a buceta doce (portugais)
+
la douce chatte (français)

L'amour s'utilise d'un vocabulaire propre. 

La langue du sexe est particulière. 

Friday, 7 September 2012

drame

- 'Vaginal(e)' est relatif au vagin. Et avec le pénis, c'est comment qu'on le dit?

-  ...

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Pén... ? Pén...? C'est quoi?

-  ...

- Pénible!
 
Les hommes sont sensibles.

(un peu d'humeur noir pour se détendre un brin... Enfin, c'est vendredi!)


*Je suis drôle, moi! Je pense que je suis déjà capable de faire des blagues en français... Je ris toute seule de ma réussite!
   

Thursday, 23 August 2012

sick fish

Basa (or Panga), commonly eaten by people in Occident nowadays, it is NOT recommendable, though.

Its low prices are just an attractive which disguise the danger of its intake.

Vietnam rivers have been contaminated by chemicals, heavy metals and toxic waste... many provided by the Orange Agent, employed by U.S. army during the war against them. If someone forgot it, a little (current!) reminder here.

Well, something stinks...

Watch this video, besides of reading more to get to know the risks of consuming this fish:

- Cause of Death: Consumption of Basa Fish
- Don’t eat this fish
 

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Alternative campaign (for those who love "sushi"):


Monday, 9 July 2012

smooth biter

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina - everybody knows... even children(!) This is a gospel!

So, when I discovered that, in French, vagina is masculine (a masculine word), I confess I was very astounded... After all, something so feminine would deserve a more delicate classification.

In my opinion (and head), things related to woman are in feminine grammar gender. It has been obvious... by now!

Un vagin - mon dieu! Il samble qu'il mordre! (bon, quelques fois, oui)

C'est la vie!

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Taking the opportunity, my favorite campaign of all:


Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

not a mere hole


Sometimes, when I claim that men just want to put their dicks in any hole, people reply saying I'm radical. In fact, for sex they are not selective; just for being engaged.

When alone, men are more pervert than women at the same situation. Thus, they are capable to do odd things in order to satisfy their sexual needs, their impulses.

I could verify that, while working for a Erotic Brazilian TV Channel. I’ve seen many bizarre objects since I started to visit sexshops in Brazil and outside.

Several masturbation stuff, gels and sexual machines… with different sizes, shapes, forms, colours, flavours and conveniences - everything to help people to come.

The creativity used to do that amazes me! Now, the newer invention of this target is a masturbatory ball to used as a vagina. It is the perfect way to mix exactly what excites them: football and women - their two passions.


With it, Wednesdays nights and Sundays afternoons will be finally complete - even with no company (since with beer in the fridge).
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